Long Read: The Summer I was Homeless

Plus theatre to book now in and around Newcastle

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Theatre to book now

Presented by Sunderland Culture, Sunderland Empire & National Theatre, Public Record sounds like a very special event. A celebration of Sunderland featuring music, dancing, karaoke and DJs, this show from Public Acts combines a huge cast, community groups and local musicians (including The Futureheads’ Ross Millard). It takes place at the Fire Station next weekend and you really shouldn’t miss it (especially as I can’t go – I need you to be there for my sake!)

Northern Stage new season

Northern Stage’s new season goes on sale soon (members’ booking opens 24 April), so I’ll do a more in-depth look next week. Highlights include the festive show – this year it’s Beauty and the Beast – and Private Lives, which hits the theatre in November. I admit I’m less excited by this than perhaps I should be, because I’ve seen so many productions of this play (including featuring some famous names). But I’m hoping that once the full season is announced we’ll get some new shows as well, and there are definitely some interesting touring shows coming. Watch this space!

Unearthed Festival at Live

I mentioned it in an earlier Substack, but Live has added some of its Unearthed events to the website now, so I recommend booking if there’s anything you fancy. Some events are free, but still require booking, so check the website!

Highlights include a talk / Q&A by Royal Court Associate Ishy Din (whose play Champion was a hit at Live earlier this year) and Artistic Director David Byrne; a dramatic reading of A Moving Still by Conor Dorian, which was the winner of the North East Young Playwriting Award; an Alistair McDowall playwrights masterclass; comedy from Metroland and scratch nights. Events aren’t all in the evening, either; there’s a Play for Breakfast for those who can’t make after-work timeslots.

Laurels

Over at Laurels, their next long-run show is Blackbird in the Snow, in which two ageing and estranged comedians are reunited in hospital. Written by Arthur McKenzie and David Whitaker – who both suffered serious heart operations, inspiring the play (Whitaker sadly died before the piece was finalised – the play is described as a ‘salute to his beautiful lasting memory’). This runs mid-May.

If you want something next week, Name of the Dame is a parody of film noir that was previously at Ed Fringe and it sounds fun.

What I am reading

OK, so I haven’t actually started this yet, but I’m optimistic. I’ve been binge-listening Taylor Swift for the last few weeks, so when I saw that Rob Sheffield had written a book about her, Heartbreak is the National Anthem, I couldn’t resist.

Sheffield is a music journalist of some acclaim, although he first came to my notice as the author of the absolutely gorgeous trilogy of memoirs (Love is a Mix Tape, Talking to Girls About Duran Duran, and Turn Around Bright Eyes, which detail how he lost his wife suddenly and tragically young, then eventually found love again). Anyway, I slowly feel like I am getting my reading mojo back, so I’m looking forward to getting into this.

[Image description: Heartbreak is the National Anthem by Rob Sheffield]

A long read for the weekend

You’ll have noticed I’ve been mixing it up lately in these, content wise. In part this is due to time constraints and the fact that I haven’t done anything interesting enough to write about! But also because it’s nice to share older pieces with a new audience (I’m also trying to get over the mindset of ‘it needs to be new to be interesting – if that was true I’d never go and see a play revival!)

So please enjoy this, which is a little bittersweet for obvious reasons but is also one of the favourite pieces I’ve written…

(Any comments or shares greatly appreciated: it always feels slightly odd to flay yourself open to silence…)

The Summer I was Homeless

Some words have such a weight you can’t carry them. They are so freighted with import, with the expectations of others or the ages, you shy away from applying them to yourself because you simply can’t live up to them. So, five years ago, when I became, in fairly rapid succession, both homeless and an orphan, I found myself in the curious position that the words that most literally described my situation didn’t accurately describe it at all.

After all, I was a woman in her 40s, not some Dickensian waif left to fend for herself in childhood. I was hardly unique in having lost both parents at that age (I presumed, at least – if you’re out there, hi Dad! Fuck you!). Unusual, perhaps, in the extent of my aloneness – only child of a single mother, without siblings or a partner or children – but certainly not worthy of any special pity.

Then there was the homelessness. I wasn’t homeless, surely. That was ridiculous. I had a job (OK, I was freelancing, but I had a regular income from my nascent business). I had savings (OK, not much, and even less when I took the costs of my mother’s funeral out of them). I wasn’t on the streets, or in a hostel. I wasn’t homeless homeless. I just… didn’t have anywhere to live.

And then I still didn’t have anywhere to live.

At first, it seemed a temporary inconvenience. The flat I had spent a decade in – at first shared with others, latterly alone – abruptly became unavailable, as the friend from whom I rented it at ‘mate’s rates’ broke up with his partner, and needed to move back in. So, without a contract, I had to leave, and I was suddenly faced with a rental landscape that had dramatically changed in my absence, and which I was now brutally priced out of.

I wanted to stay in my neighbourhood – an up and coming but not particularly salubrious part of South London – but even a cursory scan of the local estate agents made it evident that my freelancer’s income would barely afford me a partially furnished cupboard. Having had my share of creeps and crazies, I had hoped I was done with flat-sharing, but partnerless and without access to the parental purse (my mum was a pensioner, on benefits and in social housing), living alone seemed beyond me. I had to face the depressing possibility of sharing with someone a decade or two younger, trapped in some extended kidulthood by my lack of finances. But still, I decided to give it a go, even though the first flatshare I investigated turned out to be a dodgy sublet with a landlord who insisted there be no paperwork and that he be free to let himself in without notice, ‘day or night’ to collect the rent – in cash. Clearly, this wasn’t going to be easy.

Then my mum died, and I had a whole other set of problems.

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Well-meaning middle class friends, while sympathetic to my loss, assured me this would at least solve my immediate housing crisis: I could move into my mum’s flat in Newcastle while I sorted out her things. But they were oblivious to the reality of social housing, which has no space for grief. I had to strip away two and a half decades of my mum’s life in mere days* to make way for the next tenant. And, because her benefits were cancelled on the day of her death but her bills were not, the fact that she died at the start of the month meant I was also charged rent to do so.

‘You’ll regret not taking something to remember her by’, people told me, as if the most complicated relationship of my life could be encapsulated in a souvenir. But more than that, the practicalities of possessions were beyond me. I was living out of a suitcase, the meagre belongings I had were in storage (not much, since I had always lived in furnished flats). The logistics – and cost – of putting my mum’s things into storage in Newcastle, then transporting them to some as-yet-undecided destination, seemed overwhelming to me.

My business – and therefore my income – was suffering. On top of the fallout of grief, there was the enormous amount of paperwork death generates, the red tape and official incompetence I had to manoeuvre to detach my mother from the world, from sending out death certificates to everyone from the TV licence people to the insurance company (and then, doing so again, because the latter lost the first one), to endless form filling and phone calls, the wearying litany of constantly having to reiterate your loss for an uninterested audience.

Then there were the practicalities of trying to do any of my own work in a flat that was being dismantled around me, no longer had a landline, and had neither wifi nor a decent mobile signal, meaning the only way I could get online was to walk 10 minutes to the café down the road: a partial, but not always practical, solution to the demands of a business I was attempting to grow.

With time, I might have managed to sell her things, dispose of them thoughtfully and maybe even to my profit, but with the clock ticking on eviction, clearing the decks was a priority, so I ended up frantically trying to give away a house full of furniture I desperately needed.

And still I had nowhere to live.

Favours were called in, Facebook posts put out. And people were lovely beyond my expectations. Over the next few months, I was, time and again, stunned by the generosity of the friends who opened their homes to me. Friends invited me to housesit or pet-sit when they went on holiday, thus clothing their kindness in the pretence I was doing them a favour. People I worked with years ago got in touch to offer their spare room for a week. Acquaintances messaged me to say their parents had a holiday home I could rent out for a month; a woman I met once on a hen night a decade earlier offered me her flat for a week while she was away.

There were some cutting absences, true. Grief frightens some people, and they have to steer clear, and by now I was doubly grieving, since in the midst of this chaos I was rocked by the unexpected death of an old friend, far too young, reinforcing my impression of a world gone off its hinges. I was tired and weepy all of the time (the one thing that nobody tells you about grief: it’s utterly, bloody exhausting), so not exactly the cheeriest of friends. I get it, I do: other people’s crises wear thin after a time, and everyone has their own drama and daily life to deal with. But still, I was hurt by the disappearance of some people – some of whom emerged, later, with talk of having wanted to give me space (when space was the last thing I needed), others leaving cracks in our friendship that would prove impossible to heal over.

But, in the main, kindness followed kindness followed kindness. It wasn’t an ideal life, by any means, but I kept reminding myself I was lucky. I was spending a fortune on train tickets as I travelled from one city to another, lured by the offer of a spare room or a holiday flat-sit, but hey, at least I was getting to travel. (My stays in London were limited by the fact that, no matter how generous my friends were, most were as constrained by economics as I was: spare rooms were in short supply, and there’s only so long you can kip on someone’s couch without seriously straining a relationship). My job – while suffering from the instability and the time I spent looking for somewhere to live and/ or arranging and travelling to somewhere to stay – was at least flexible enough that I could do it from anywhere. And while my savings were rapidly diminishing, I had credit cards: if things got too desperate, I could stay in a hotel, and worry about paying it back later. I was painfully aware that I was better off than many, and terrified that if I complained about – or even identified as – homeless, I was belittling the genuine strife of the ‘real’ homeless people.

So, I soldiered on in a swirl of grief and fear, made worse by refusing myself the freedom to articulate – or even admit to myself – how scared and alone I felt. Because I was scared, and I felt alone. Friends reassured me, ‘you’ll always have somewhere to stay’, but how to explain the shame and the terror of starting the week not knowing where you will be sleeping at the end of it? How could I be confident with my clients, when I was constantly anxious that they would find out my situation and decide I was clearly too feckless to be trusted with their work?

My situation not only triggered a sense of shame at how I had allowed myself to fall into this state of affairs, but it threw all my other failings into sharp relief. If I was more skilled at my job, a more talented writer, a more organised or successful person, I would own my own place by now. If I wasn’t such an unlovable, unfuckable car crash of a woman, I would have a husband, a boyfriend, a partner to share the burden. In short, if I were just better, I wouldn’t be carting my life in a suitcase from one sofa to another.

I was grieving not just my mother, and my friend, but my life. And my grief felt toxic and infectious. I curtailed visits with friends, desperate not to outstay my welcome, keen to maintain the pretence I was a fun guest, not a charity case (not sure how much fun I actually was, mind, since after the third glass of wine I had a tendency to cry). But I also felt like if I hung around with anyone too long I would somehow taint them, and our friendship would never recover.

(My one, spectacular breakdown came in private: or, at least, the strange privacy of the public meltdown. Back from my friend’s funeral, trekking to a flat I had never seen that had been kindly proffered for a week by someone I barely knew, the wheel of my suitcase broke halfway up Herne Hill. And I sat down in the street and bawled my eyes out, utterly convinced that, even if someone had run up and pointed a gun at me, I would have been unable to physically move another step. I have no idea how long I sat there, cradling my laptop bag, sitting on my suitcase, oblivious to the concerned stares and curious mutterings of passers by, until I managed to drag myself up the road to once again go sleep in a bed that wasn’t mine, but it was probably longer than I have allowed myself to remember. ‘By Herne Hill Station I Sat Down and Wept’ doesn’t have quite the same ring to it as Grand Central, but it might well be a chapter title in my autobiography.)

I had set my sights to Brighton, drawn by the idea of the sea and the fact that I had friends there. I foolishly believed it would be simple, not taking into account a fiercely competitive rental market where a flat was often let before I turned up to view it or, on one occasion, while I was being shown around. I wasn’t in Brighton all the time, not wanting to wear out my friends’ welcome before I even moved into their neighbourhood, so the time I could spend flat-hunting was limited. My freelance status was a hurdle I hadn’t anticipated; agents required a guarantor, which I didn’t have. (‘Can’t you ask your parents?’ one asked, cheerfully, and I had to flee before I cried). Or they wanted six months’ rent in advance, plus deposit, an amount that was impossible, especially as I had no deposit from my last place.

But finally, I got lucky. I found a flat that was just outside my budget but miraculously not rented the minute I looked at it, and affordable at a stretch, even if ‘at a stretch’ meant living on my credit card for a while. By then, not paying London-level rent for five months had allowed me to put aside a deposit, and a small insurance pay out meant I had recouped at least some, if not all, of my mother’s funeral expenses.

It wasn’t a smooth transition, and it brought with it another reminder of my shortcomings. I was 43 years old and had never owned furniture; I had no idea how to buy it, or how long things took to order, so I slept on the living room floor for two weeks, until the sofa bed arrived (the bed took six – six weeks! Who can wait six weeks for a bed?) My house ended up furnished mostly by friends who, serendipitously, were having a remodel of their own place, and generously gifted me their old things. Even now visitors marvel at the fact I have a dining room table, their confusion only clearing when I tell them I got it for free.

The aftermath

Reframed by hindsight, I can see the positive side of the experience. It kicked me – with more force than I would have liked, admittedly – out of the London bubble I had been in and reminded me there are a whole load of ways of living that are Not London, and yet still worthwhile (a lesson it is shamefully easy to forget). It showed me, time and again, the hearts of friends and strangers, while also providing a tough lesson in just who my friends were.

But it changed me in other, less positive ways. It made me more insecure. Despite growing up in a household with precarious finances, I always assumed I would have a roof over my head, and I am now grimly aware of how naive that was. My anxiety, certainly, has a new focus, when any lost contract or slip in perfectionism can trigger a spiral of ‘will I lose my clients, my business, my home?’ I know now it can happen, because it did.

It also put me in the disconcerting position of being a writer without the words to describe my own life. Even now I stumble over saying it, as if I am claiming too much (I wasn’t really homeless. I just didn’t have anywhere to live. For… um, several months.). I still feel a buzz of embarrassment that I somehow let myself go so off track. There’s probably some snobbery in there, too, if I dig deep enough: I am not like those homeless people.

Most of all, it made me angry. Angry that I could live in a city for a decade, working hard and doing, by most standards, quite well, and still couldn’t afford to rent there without reverting to the flatshares of my youth, while all around me I see shiny new buildings springing up with little purpose other than to stand empty and serve as some oligarch’s investment or money laundering scheme. It’s an anger that has only strengthened as I have seen Brighton neighbours forced out of homes they have lived in for years by landlords who want to double the rent or don’t want to fix the roof. When I saw my mum’s community dismantled, long-term residents displaced by the economic pressures of the Bedroom Tax. When I walk back from town and every shop doorway hosts a sleeping bag. Anger that I am living in a flat at the very top of my price range – and way, way out of the range of many – and still have to put duct tape on my windows to cover the holes in the frames that let the wind in.

And maybe the reason I am writing this, five years after the fact, is that I am realising the anger is more important than the shame. Because shame – shame that I failed at a system that was always stacked against me, that I never agreed or aspired to, and that, at its roots, will never value people like me – is debilitating and silencing. Anger is loudness and power. Anger spurs you to speak up: to recognise the struggles of others, the inherent unfairness of the system. Maybe I can’t change anything. But maybe by articulating my own experiences, I can validate the feelings and experiences of someone who can. Maybe that’s nothing. Or maybe it’s a start.

*I managed to extend this to just under a month, through various flimflam and because my mum died on a Bank Holiday (and I paid the rent for the full month), but the reality for many people in council or social housing is they have to clear out in a ridiculously short space of time after a death.

(This piece was first published in 2018 - and the housing situation has only got worse since then, so if you fancy sending some pennies in the way of Shelter or a similar charity, please do!)

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